What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!