What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."