An egg in a duck.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Oh no, my ice cracked!
To stamp out forest fires !
He wanted to have webbed feet.
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Their criminal record.
