Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !