How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.