How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.