How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

Keep your chins up.

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.