What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.