What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.