Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Dummy Jokes More Dummy Jokes

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.