What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

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What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.