What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.