What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !