What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!