What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.