What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.