Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!