Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!