Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.