Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.