Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)