Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.