What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Half Measure Jokes More Half Measure Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."