How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO