How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect