Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams