Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter