Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.