What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)