Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.