Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.