Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.