When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.