When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"