Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.