Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.