Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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They can feel it in their bones.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.