Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Crumby Jokes More Crumby Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter