What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

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Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Cross mouse cards !

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...