What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !