Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.