How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!