How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -