What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror