What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror