What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.