Now, I tweet them
Alec Baldwin
They were itentacle twins.
They use a Chopin Liszt!
Chernobyl fallout
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim
A chair
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Necking.
Because they hate Type O's
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny