He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Because he didn't want toupee.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Just a pair 'a normal pants.
Pants 50% off
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
In case they get a hole in one!
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
It was time to split.
They always quack the case.
Take the parent out of the water
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
The Bear Glare.
Gutterfingers!