What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.