How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.