How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.