What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry