What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10