Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

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