Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.