Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...