Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Fret Jokes More Fret Jokes

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...