Fret Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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He had to start from scratch.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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Me too*

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They roll their J's.