What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.