What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield