What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

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Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

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