What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes