What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.