What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.