What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.