Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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You don't want beef with me

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If it's bill withers!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism