Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism