What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA