There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
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the NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The NBA
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
None, they only screw playoff games.
The NBA.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Because they love to slam duck!
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He has a no-trade Claus
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Slav-The NBA
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
Denver Nuggets
The NBA draft
The nba
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Because he was screwing around.
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
A coincidence.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Me: Why are you living in the past
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
