Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )