Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)