How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.