How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.