Acne Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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They always worry about the worst case!

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It is when the blind try to read your face

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

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How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.