How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!