How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.