How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.