Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.