Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.