How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.