How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.