What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Alcoholism Jokes More Alcoholism Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.