Alcoholism Jokes

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.