What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Shots.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.