What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything."

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Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.